Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Appropriate Church Hymns by Profession

Good evening, friends, and welcome to our hymn sing. We are pleased to
announce that we have a hymn for everyone. Our program this evening
will include:

The Dentist's Hymn - Crown Him with Many Crowns

The Weatherman's Hymn - There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

The Contractor's Hymn - The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn - Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn - There Is A Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn - Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist's Hymn - Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRA Agent's Hymn - I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn - Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn - Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn - Sweet By and By

The Realtor's Hymn - I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapist's Hymn - He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn - The Great Physician

And for you motorists:

45 mph - God Will Take Care of You

55 mph - Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

65 mph - Nearer My God To Thee

75 mph - Nearer Still Nearer

85 mph - This World Is Not My Home

95 mph - Lord, I'm Coming Home

Over 100 mph - Precious Memories